today i wore a see-through peachy lace shirt with a peter pan collar and a black bra underneath and some high-rise black stockings and some dark high-rise shorts with buttons on both sides.
i gave no fucks. i think i looked hot.
believe it or not, i was a covergirl once
for brick magazine
Love/hate relationship with Pitchfork stems from the fact that most of the reviewers are elitist fucking men.
k so i’m going to scare the poop out of alex because he thinks i have to work today but i don’t so i’m gonna go get in bed and read and when he comes home and finds me there he will scream like a baby ha-ha-ha this will be good
J B HOT
Don’t I know it
I HAVE NO NAME >:
hto h u
which is awesome because my first name is paige so the abbreviation is accurate enough
In NoFunland the infomercials are just as awful & corny except they’re for stuff like
tired of rust?
almost lost a toe?
but you still want to come out swinging a vicious bill-hook like a fucking lunatic?
There’s got to be a better way!!
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I can definitely fully and intimately comprehend Death of the Author, and that makes me proud.
j’écoute charlotte gainsbourg et je me trouve très cool~~~
I take really good notes on class reading but it takes me a really long time to read anything that way.
Yooooou don’t worry! I realize that it was probably fairly rude of me to point that out since gif making can be time-consuming. I’ve done similar things in researchy-like papers, and that’s possibly worse. I fucking love the gifs; they’re amazing and I seriously want to share them with everyone (which is why I reblogged them) and I really appreciate that you took the time and effort to make them in such a delightfully shareable form. :3 :3 :3 ALSO I genuinely believe you made them of the highest quality since you can read every word on his lips.
Also I want to make this public to tell everyone how great your gifs are regardless of that minuscule grammatical mistake, but I’m going to send it to you privately so you can definitely see it.