June 2011
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I ran a mile
mermaidmilk:
Being the age of twenty. The bummer age of no longer being a teen and still not being old enough to complain about it at a bar.
my life for the next 2 months
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-6-12) →
Death Cab for Cutie (44)
My Morning Jacket (36)
Florence + the Machine (15)
She & Him (13)
Fleetwood Mac (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
sometimes i really loathe how uncool my life is
Roxy just licked both of my eyelids
but for real this time
i’m going to the library
just kidding showering first
but before i go…
truest purpose of the pill: make acne go away, perfect skin
LEAVING NOW
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Must. Obtain. Amber. Spyglass.
b00tyswag replied to your post: Urban Outfitters can suck my clit. Group…
omg i applied too i hate group invterviews, shortpump?
Yes Short Pump! I wish we’d had a group interview together. Then at least it would have been worth my time.
DINNER @ MIDNIGHT
seriously it’s not ready yet
bean balls & farfalle with homemade marinara
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If you type 'gay' and then put a space in the...
lagrandefille:
beautilation:
not as fun as the guitar, but I’ll take it.
day made
only it doesn’t do it when you type in “lesbian” “bisexual” “trans” “pansexual” etc
just gay, lgbt, and queer as far as i can tell
:(
i’m hypercritical
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The big lie about capitalism is that everyone can be rich. That’s impossible....
– Michael Rivero (via kittencoaster, fucknobigbrother) (via iamthecrime) (via theloveontop) (via upandmeltaway)
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When you open a pack of gum in class...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
victoriasrealsecret:
Submitted by toesilywil
Yeah…this movie…this part of the movie specifically…it was fucking racist, in case you didn’t notice.
Oh yeah and Spencer’s rules because they hired me and the interview went well and the manager is super-cool. c:
Urban Outfitters can suck my clit.
Group interviews are impersonal as fuck, and they show how much a company cares for its potential employees (not much).
Fuck them for spelling my name wrong on the rejection POSTCARD they sent me.
I’m a human.
I deserve proper spelling of my name.
Especially when I WROTE it on the fucking APPLICATION.
Using the word "siamese" when you mean "conjoined"
That’s racist and appropriative, right?
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On a different different note, I wish they would make movies of The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass.
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Also, on a different note, I have absolutely no clue why fatness in women is so often attributed to masculinity or lack of femininity.
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tendus replied to your post: I have a feeling that many people do not believe…
lol facebook
lol indeed
I have a feeling that many people do not believe that I am in a relationship since my partner/boyfriend has no Facebook.
They probably think I have a fake boyfriend.
Also that when I had no Facebook I did not exist.
Cyclists of Tumblr, get me into shaving my legs.
not worth it
for guys or girls
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FUCK YEAH FAT GIRLS ON BIKES →
sugaredvenom:
brofisting:
i was disappointed this didn’t already exist
so i made it??
SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE, SUBMIT & TELL YOUR FRIENDS
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS
THEY’LL BE RIDING TODAY
SO LOOK OUT FOR THOSE BEAUTIES
OH YEAH
In the early 2000s, women and girls wore shoes and boots with rounded or flat toes. Dressy, feminine styles were reintroduced over the course of the decade, as women’s fashion moved away from the more unisex styles of the 1990s. From the early 2000s onwards, women wore denim miniskirts, burberry, hip-hop inspired sweatpants, Daisy Dukes, ripped “distressed”...
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