January 2012
Just totaled my car in
Just totaled my car in Northern Virginia. I’m such an idiot and I’m so shaken up. Text me if you feel so inclined: 5704283929.
December 2011
septum tomorrow at totem in selinsgrove y/n?
she’s a southern girl without a drawl
she’s a good girl who wears black bras
only one who could make me crawl
but she’s just too sweet to force me
Anonymous asked: That is so hot.
Anonymous asked: hmmm...have you been hacked?
i really like to shit my pants its fun
got a pleather jacket at the susquehanna valley mall pacsun yesterday
originally 100 bucks
got it for 35 since they’re going out of business
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i’m so much freaking fun
not
Anonymous asked: channel ur inner gaga 'n unleash those puppays
Anonymous asked: u shud make like it's tuesday n go topless, bby
fluxcapacitoppar:
normal people who have feelings NEED to be monogamous if you’re not you don’t have feelings or love
there’s someone who’se the ~right one~ that you will ~spend the rest of your life with~
never thought about this but yeah
this is a problem with bones
plus i wonder a lot about how trans* women feel about their treatment of the trans* woman in that one episode.
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I give you the 2012 Republican Presidential...
Michele Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michele Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
I had a major epiphany today
mattreadsthings:
I’m happy, guys. I’m finally happy to be me, dressed in my dad’s suit jacket and the only tie I own.
MY NAME IS MATTHEW NATHAN AND I AM FINALLY FUCKING HAPPY.
This is the kind of happy people write songs about. I could sing. And I don’t give a flying fuck if I pass.
<3<3<3<3<3
i’m happy for your happiness. :3
maybe i should follow more than 843 people so i...
I would blow someone for this. I am serious. →
I know exactly where to buy that in person. Almost bought it as a gift for my friend but she’s vegetarian and it had a lot of meat entrees so I decided against it.
But.
;)
oldsoulinside replied to your post: i realize that if i wore a lot of makeup all the…
vanity!!!!!!!! ♥
it’s nice to be vain sometimes <3
Anonymous asked: u cud be a tumblr supah stah, bby
i am superfish
i realize that if i wore a lot of makeup all the time and had some form of a camera i could be one of those really pretty tumblr famusss girls with perfect eyebrows
because i am kind of pretty
but i am very low-maintenance so…
u give me hives
